Date: Fri, 18 Aug 1995 11:51:08 +0800 (WST) From: Binh Anson To: VACETS Tech Dict Subject: Chu+o+ng Tri`nh, Tri`nh, Chi`nh ... G'day, Nay xin ma.n phe'p ba`n the^m ve^` chu+~ tri`nh. O+? VN ga^`n dda^y, thu+o+`ng di.ch "program" la` "chu+o+ng tri`nh". The^' nhu+ng, khi "program" du`ng chung vo+'i ca'c tu+` kha'c, thi` ho. ru't nga('n la.i la` "tri`nh". Thi' du.: to program: la^.p tri`nh programmer: la^.p tri`nh vie^n utility program: tri`nh tie^.n i'ch TSR program: tri`nh thu+o+`ng tru' programming language: ngo^n ngu+~ la^.p tri`nh, ngu+~ tri`nh (ra^'t tho^ng du.ng, nhu+ ngu+~ tri`nh C, ngu+~ tri`nh Fortran, ...) oOo Ho^m nay la` nga`y cuo^'i tua^`n, TGIF, ta.i Perth, xin ke^? mo^.t chuye^n vui ve^` "tri`nh, chi`nh, tri.nh, chi.nh": ... Nga`y xu+a khi co`n ho.c trung ho.c Petrus Ky', to^i co' mo^.t ngu+o+`i ba.n tha^n, te^n la` NQH. Na(m DDe^. Tam, chu'ng to^i co' ho.c mo^n Su+? DDi.a vo+'i co^ Thie^n Hu+o+ng (Pha.m Ha?i, ba.n co`n nho+' co^ a^'y kho^ng ?). Co^ ra^'t nghie^m kha('c, ai cu~ng so+., ne^n chu'ng to^i go.i co^ la` "Ba` Thie^n Lo^i" ! NQH la` go^'c ngu+o+`i Ba('c, ne^n thu+o+`ng pha't a^m "tr" tha`nh "ch", va` ha('n ta no'i ra^'t nhanh, nhu+ su'ng lie^n thanh... Mo^.t ho^m no., Ba` Thie^n Lo^i go.i ha('n le^n tra? ba`i, ve^` mo^.t ddoa.n su+? tho+`i Tri.nh-Nguye^~n pha^n tranh. Ha('n ta tra? ba`i mo^.t ho+i nhu+ do`ng tha'c ddo^?, cuo^'i cu`ng la` : " ... chao cha? ve^` cho chu'a chi.nh ! " (trao tra? ve^` cho chu'a Tri.nh). Ca? lo+'p cu+o+`i o^`, va` co^ Thie^n Hu+o+ng nghie^m kha('c cu?a chu'ng to^i cu~ng mi~m mie^.ng cu+o+`i\. La^`n dda^`u tie^n trong ddo+`i ho.c sinh chu'ng to^i ddu+o+.c tha^'y co^ cu+o+`i de^~ thu+o+ng dde^'n the^'! Tu+` ddo', NQH ddu+o+.c chu'ng to^i dda(.t te^n la` "... o^ng chu'a Chi.nh". Ve^` sau to^i va`o Phu' Tho. ho.c ky~ su+, co`n NQH thi` va`o Y khoa, va` chu'ng to^i kho^ng co' lie^n la.c ho+n 20 na(m nay. Va`i tha'ng tru+o+'c, ba^'t ngo+` to^i ddu+o+.c mo^.t ca'i imeo (email) gu+?i tu+` Bangkok, cu?a Ba'c si~ NQH. Ba'c si~ H nay la` Gia'm ddo^'c Trung ta^m Nghie^n cu+'u Be^.nh So^'t Re't o+? Sa`i Go`n, va` sang co^ng ta'c nga('n ha.n ta.i Tha'i Lan. To^i vo^.i gu+?i tra? lo+`i, va` ho?i la` co' pha?i ddo' la` "o^ng chu'a Chi.nh" cu?a to^i kho^ng ? NQH co' ve? ra^'t ca?m ddo^.ng, kho^ng ngo+` sau 30 na(m, ma` ca'i bie^.t danh va` ky? nie^.m ddo' va^~n co`n ddu+o+.c nha('c dde^'n ... Nay xin ghi la.i tre^n Net, dde^? te^n "o^ng chu'a Chi.nh" ddu+o+.c lu+u tru+~ va`o thu+ vie^.n ddie^.n tu+? toa`n ca^`u. Tha^n me^'n, Bi`nh. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Binh Anson Perth, Western Australia Email: anson@central.murdoch.edu.au --------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************* Date: 18 Aug 1995 17:09:39 +1000 From: Ho Trieu Na(m tui ho.c Su+? DDi.a vo+'i co^? thi` cu~ng la` na(m co^? hoa`n ta^'t chu+o+ng tri`nh Cu+? Nha^n Trie^'t Ho.c ta.i DDH Va(n Khoa Sa`i Go`n\. Nga`y co^? ta^m ti`nh va` ba'o tin mu+`ng na`y cu~ng la` nga`y cuo^'i na(m ho.c; va` - you guess it - tui tha^'y co^? cu+o+`i tu+o+i co`n ho+n la` ngu+o+`i dde.p Bi`nh Du+o+ng; nhu+ng sau ddo' thi` o+'n qua' vi` nghi~ to+'i ca?nh pha?i ta'i ngo^. va` ho.c Trie^'t vo+'i co^? va`o na(m lo+'p 12... lo dde^'n ddo^. c..d.. cha.y lo^.n xo^.n he^'t tro+n he^'t tro.i ... :-(( Ho^` Trie^.u Lua^n. =================== ************************************ From pham@macsch.com Date: Fri, 18 Aug 95 12:40:34 -0700 From: Frank Pham Reply to: vacets-dict@Saigon.com Subject: Re: [vacets-dict] No'i la'i trong Vie^.t Ngu+~ Ca'c ba.n Dictors tha^n me^'n Nha^n di.p Anh Ba.n Binh Anson tha^n me^'n cu?a chu'ng ta ke^? chuye^n vui ve^` Vie^.t Ngu+~, xin ke^? ca'c ba.n mo^.t chuye^.n vui kha'c cu~ng ve^` Vie^.t Ngu+~ tho+i ho.c sinh cu?a to^i. Ho^`i to^i ho.c lo+'p DDe^. Lu.c tru+o+`ng Trung ho.c Petrus Tru+o+ng Vi~nh Ky', chu'ng to^i ho.c Vie^.t Va(n vo+'i mo^.t co^ gia'o vu+`a tre? vu+`a dde.p. Co^ na`y la` mo^.t ddo^'i nghi.ch vo+'i Ba` Thie^n Lo^i ma` anh ba.n Bi`nh dde^` ca^.p trong imeo tru+o+'c ( trong "thua^.t ngu+~" cu?a chu'ng to^i, co^ gia'o na`o chu'ng to^i thi'ch thi` go.i ba(`ng co^, ma` co^ na`o du+~ da(`n pha't to+.n thi` chu'ng to^i go.i ba(`ng Ba`, du` co^ co' the^? 50-60 tuo^?i, va` Ba` co' the^? chi? ngoa`i 20 ). Anh ba.n to^i tra? ba`i "Vi.nh DDe`o Ngang" cu?a Ba` Huye^.n Thanh Quan. Ba`i tho+ DDu+o+`ng lua^.t ba('t dda^`u ba(`ng: Bu+o+'c to+'i dde`o Ngang bo'ng xe^' ta` Co? ca^y chen dda', la' chen hoa. ..... Nhu+ng anh ba.n to^i, go^'c Sai`gon chi'nh hie^.u con nai, la.i ddo.c la`: Bu+o+'c to+'i dde`o Ngang bo'ng te^' xa` Ca? lo+'p cu+o+`i ro^. le^n, va` co^ gia'o cu?a chu'ng to^i ba?o anh ddo.c la.i. Anh ba.n to^i la^'y la`m la., ta.i sao ca? lo+'p la.i cu+o+`i ro^. the^'. Anh be`n ddo.c la.i: Bu+o+'c to+'i dde`o Ngang bo'ng te^' xa` Ca? lo+'p lai. cu+o+`i, va` co^ gia'o ba?o anh ddo.c la.i la^`n thu+' ba, va` anh ta la.i ddo.c: Bu+o+'c to+'i dde`o Ngang bo'ng te^' xa` Co^ Dung cu?a chu'ng to^i cho ra(`ng anh muo^'n do+~n, be`n cho anh hai con de^ ro^ ( mo^.t khu?ng khie^'p cho anh ba.n hie^'u ho.c cu?a chu'ng to^i ). Ve^` cho^~ ngo^i`, anh ba.n na`y mo+'i kha'm pha' la` anh ddo.c chu+~ la'i ma` kho^ng hay. Va` tu+` ddo' chu'ng to^i go.i anh la` N. "te^' xa`", ddo^i khi chu'ng to^i "die^~n No^m" la` N. "tho+` ra('n". Lu'c ddo' to^i chi? cu+o+`i kho^ng suy nghi~, nhu+ng ve^` sau to^i mo+'i nha^.n ra ngu+o+`i Vie^.t mie^`n Nam thi'ch no'i la'i, va` no'i la'i tro+? tha`nh mo^.t tru+.c gia'c, mo^.t hie^.n tu+o+.ng it' tha^'y trong ngu+o+`i Vie^.t mie^`n Ba('c. Trong mo^.t buo^?i ho.p ma(.t, to^i ke^? mo^.t chuye^.n tie^'u la^m ( mo^.t chuye^.n kha' cu~, ne^'u ba.n na`o bie^'t thi` xin thu+' lo^~i ) "Mo^.t anh tha'i gia'm tu+. nhie^n kho^ng tu+'c ca?nh nhu+ng sinh ti`nh, "xin Vua ddi la^'y vo+. Nha` Vua cho anh mo^.t ca^u ddo^': La`m xu+o+ng cho sa'o "Ne^u' ddo^'i ddu+o+.c thi` Vua se~ ba(`ng lo`ng cho tha'i gia'm nha` "ta la^'y vo+. "Anh tha'i gia'm na`y nghi~ hoa`i, kho^ng bie^'t ca^u a^'y co' nghi~a gi`. "Sau nho+` mo^.t ho.c gia? giu'p cho, va` nha` ho.c gia? cho ca^u ddo^'i: La^'y to'c ma` may "Nha` vua nghe xong, ga^.t dda^`u cu+o+`i va` u+ng thua^.n cho tha'i gia'm nha` ta cu+o+'i vo+. Ta^'t ca? ca'c ba.n mie^`n Nam dde^`u cu+o+`i, chi? co' ca'c ba.n mie^`n Ba('c cu?a to^i thi` ni'n khe, vi` ho. kho^ng hie^?u tai. sao ca^u chuye^.n la.i dda'ng cu+o+`i. To^i nghi~ mo^.t pha^`n la` ca'c ba.n mie^`n Ba('c kho^ng co' tru+.c gia'c no'i la'i, mo^.t pha^` la` ca'c ba.n na`y ddo.c chi'nh xa'c "x" va` "s", pha^n bie^.t ro~ ra`ng "xu+o+ng" va` "su+o+ng" ne^n kho^ng tha^'y ra ca'i ha`i hu+o+'c cu?a ca^u chuye^.n tie^'u la^m. Nha^n ve^` Vie^.t-Nam, to^i tha^'y va^'n dde^` tu+` la'i dda~ tha`nh mo^.t trong nhu+~ng va^'n de^` ngu+~ ho.c ddu+o+.c nghie^n cu+'u ca^?n tha^.n. Co' ca? mo^.t quye^~n tu+. ddie^?n ve^` tu+` la'i. Tu+` la'i co' quy lua^.t cu?a no' ma` i't ai trong chu'ng ta dde^? y', coi nhu+ la` kie^?u no'i bi`nh da^n kho^ng dda'ng chu'ng ta quan ta^m. Ho'a ra la` anh ba.n to^i lo+'n le^n trong mo^.t mo^i tru+o+`ng ngo^n ngu+~ dda(.c bie^.t mie^`n Nam, va` tu+` la'i dda~ tha`nh mo^.t tha`nh to^' "tha^m ca(n co^' dde^" trong ta^m ho^`n, ne^n anh no'i tu+` la'i ma` chi'nh anh cu~ng kho^ng tha^'y ca'i gi` kha'c thu+o+`ng. Xa que^ hu+o+ng 20 na(m, gio+` nho+' la.i mo+'i tha^'y mi`nh qua' ba.c be~o vo+'i chi'nh tie^'ng no'i va` ngo^n ngu+~ cua? chi'nh mi`nh. Chu'ng ta thu+o+`ng ha~nh die^.n ve^ kha? na(ng Anh ngu+~, Pha'p ngu+~, Hoa ngu+~, nhu+ng it' ai ha~nh die^.n ve^` su+. hie^?u bie^'t ngo^n ngu+~ cu?a chi'nh chu'ng ta. Tha^n me^'n Pham Hai ******************** From venetron@lava.net Date: Sat, 19 Aug 1995 03:23:30 -1000 (HST) From: M Subject: Re: [vacets-dict] joke Cu~ng nha^n di.p anh Bi`nh va` anh Ha?i no'i ve^` chuye^.n Petrus Ky', to^i co`n nho+' na(m dde^. ngu~ cu?a to^i. Gio+` toa'n cu?a to^i trong na(m ddo' phu. tra'ch bo+~i co^ Kha?, mo^.t gia'o su+ toa'n lu+`ng danh trong tru+o+`ng. Tha^.m chi' Pe'trus Ky' co' ca^u: nha^'t Kha?, nhi` Hu+o+ng tam Thu tu+' Thie^.t\. Gio+` cu?a co^ Kha? lu'c na`o cu~ng thu' vi. nhu+ng cu~ng ra^'t la` ho^`i ho^.p. Mo^.t nga`y kia, lu'c xa('p ha`ng va`o lo+'p sau gio+` cho+i, mo^.t anh ba.n ddu+'ng ga^`n to^i ba`y to? lo`ng ho^`i ho+.p vi` dda~ dde^'n cuo^'i tha'ng ro^`i ma` la^`n na`o co^ Kha? mo+~ so^? ddie^~m danh go.i ho.c sinh tra~ ba`i thi` te^n cu?a anh dde^`u chu+a ddu+o+.c chie^'u co^'\. Anh ta kha^'n: "tao va'y tro+`i cho ddu+o+`ng bi. ke.t xe ne^n co^ Kha? kho^ng ddi da.y ddu+o+.c". Anh cha`ng ddu+'ng ke^' be^n phu. the^m "ma`y va'y da^.y chu+a ma.nh, tao va'y cho o^ng ga't cu+~a bi. ma^'t chi`a kho'a ne^n co^~ kho^ng va`o tru+o+`ng ddu+o+.c". Kho^ng vu+`a lo`ng, anh ba.n na^`y dda'p la.i: "ma`y no'i va^.y ma` ma.nh, tao va'y cho ca^`u thang bi. sa^.p tru+o+'c khi co^~ le^n ca^`u thang ne^n co^~ kho^ng le^n lo+'p mi`nh ddu+o+.c" Ddo^.t nhie^n, khi quay la.i 2 cha`ng ta tha^'y co^ Kha? ddu+'ng ngay sau lu+ng na~y gio+` ma` 2 cha`ng ta kho^ng bie^'t. Ma(.t xanh nhu+ ta`u la'\, 2 cha`ng ta kho^ng tho^'t ne^n lo+`i\. Co^ Kha? mi~m cu+o+`i di.u da`ng va` bi`nh tha?n no'i: "cha` 2 em kha' giu+~ ha, dde^? co^ thu+o+~ng cho 2 ca'i ba(`ng danh du+." Khi va`o lo+'p co^ Kha? tri.nh tro.ng ddu+a cho 2 ba.n kha^'n va'y ba^'t thu+o+`ng na^`y 2 to+` gia^'y\. Khi ddo.c ra thi` mo+'i bie^'t la` gia^'y ddo' la` gia^'y phe'p dde^~ ddi ca^'m tu'c (ca('m tra.i nga`y chu? nha^.t). Tu+` ddo' tro+~ ddi mo.i ngu+o+`i trong lo+'p to^i dde^`u go.i "ca^'m tu'c" la` "ba(`ng danh du+."\. Have a good weekend everybody. Nguye^~n V. Mai venetron@lava.net ***************************