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Will Power or Alternate Motives
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Subject: Will Power or Alternate Motives
Author: Fawwad M Batla at 3-GOTHAM
Date: 2/26/97 7:58 AM
> Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor
> they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads
> them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to
> each man's willy.
>
> In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She
> begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.
>
> *Ting-a-ling*
>
> "Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of
> control. Run along now and take a long, cold shower and pray about your
> carnal weakness." The candidate leaves.
>
> The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling
> off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:
>
> *Ting-a-ling*
>
> "Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand
> your carnal desires. Off you go... take a long, cold shower and pray for
> forgiveness."
>
> The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate.
>
> Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response.
> Finally, exhausted, she quits.
>
> "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you
> have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go
> and join your weaker brethren in the showers."
>
> *Ting-a-ling*
>
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