Ne^'u Bie^'t Ra(`ng

 

O^ng ta(ng 1:

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i ve^` nie^.m Pha^.t the^' la` xong

Tra^`n gian be^? kho^? dda^u bo+` be^'n

Ai to+. thie^u tha^n ddo'n lu+?a ho^`ng.

 

O^ng ta(ng 2:

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i ve^` go? mo? the^' la` xong

Xo+'m ho+m vui thu' cu`ng kinh ke^.

Pha^.t Pha'p Chu+ Ta(ng dda^'y ba.n lo`ng

 

O^ng ta(ng 3:

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i ve^` nha^.p ddi.nh the^' la` xong

Tu+` nay cha(?ng luye^'n no+i tra^`n the^'

Tu+. be^' lu.c ca(n cha(?ng tha^'y tro^ng

 

Bo^` Ta't:

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i la`m Bo^` Ta't the^' la` xong

Tu+` nay ddu+a ddo'n bao lu+~ kha'ch

Vu+o+.t kho?i bo+` me^ dde^'n non bo^`ng

 

Thie^`n sinh

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i ve^` ti?nh toa. the^' la` xong

Chu' ta^m que^n bo? bao mo^.ng ca?nh

La^`n bu+o+'c ve^` ta^m dde^'n ba?n lo`ng

 

Thie^`n su+ 1

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i ve^` nu'i o+? the^' la` xong

Tu+` nay cha(?ng ba^.n no+i tra^`n the^'

Ho^m so+'m ddie^`m vie^n ca?nh so+n to`ng

 

Thie^`n su+ 2

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

To^i lie^`n xuo^'ng nu'i cha(?ng cho+` mong

Phie^u ba.t na(m cha^u cu`ng bo^'n be^?

DDo^. the^' ddo^. nha^n tu+. duye^n lo`ng

 

Thie^`n su+ 3

Nay bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

Ba't Phong ba^'t ddo^.ng the^' la` xong

Tu+` nay mo.i ca?nh ta^m na`o luye^'n

DDo^'i ca?nh vo^ ta^m dda^'y chi'nh lo`ng

 

Thie^`n su+ 4

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

Thoa.i dda^`u co^ng a'n to^i ddang tro^ng

Tru+.c chi? vo^ ta^m, sa`o tra(m thu+o+'c

Mo^.t bu+o+'c tie^'n le^n tha^'y ba?n lo`ng

 

Thie^`n su+ 5:

Nay bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

Mo.i va^.t cha(?ng ddo^?i co' gi` mong

Hu+?u sinh hu+?u die^.t la` mo^.ng ca?nh

Tha`nh Tru. Hoa.i Kho^ng tu+. mo+ lo`ng

TD

9/27/97

 

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

Vo^ minh mo^.t dda'm, tu+. ddeo go^ng?

Lua^n ho^`i lo^i ke'o the^m nhie^`u kie^'p

Nghie^.p qua? o^i tho^i mo^.t bo^ng ho^`ng!

Phu+o+'c Nguye^~n

9/28/97

 

Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng co^ ddi la^'y cho^`ng

Duye^n no+. kie^'p na`y chi? va^.y, xong %^)

Cha(?ng buo^`n cha(?ng tie^'c hay vui su+o+'ng

Thu+'c ro^`i mo^.ng tu+o+?ng co' co`n kho^ng ... %^)))

Anh Phu+o+ng

9/28/97

25 ba`i tho+ "Ne^'u Bie^'t Ra(`ng" cu?a matnai@juno.com

"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng

Tro+`i o+i ngu+o+`i a^'y co' buo^`n kho^ng

Co' co`n nghi~ to+'i loa`i hoa vo+~

Tu+a. tra'i tim phai tu+a. ma'u ho^`ng"

TTKH

 

1. The "c'est la vie" reaction

"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng

Anh ve^` la^'y vo+. nu+a~ la` xong

Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m

Nhu+ng cu~ng la`m anh ddo+~ la.nh lo`ng"

2. The "classic" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` xa'ch vi.t nho^~ sa.ch lo^ng
Tie^'t canh la`m dda.i va`i ba dia~
Mu+o+.n ru+o+.u cho nguo^i ve^'t thu+o+ng lo`ng"

3. The "violent" reaction (not recommended)
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Em ddu+`ng tu+o+?ng the^' dda~ la` xong
Anh ve^` ma`i nho.n con dao sa('c
Tho.c huye^'t cho^`ng em na^'u cha'o lo`ng"

4. The "hopeless" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` tu+. tu+~ the^' la` xong
Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m
Khi ga(.p thi` em hie^?u no^~i lo`ng"

5. The "politically incorrect" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` le^ go't ta^.n bie^?n ddo^ng
Le^n ta`u vu+o+.t bie^?n ddi qua ... My~
Xa ma(.t mong sao se~ ca'ch lo`ng"

6. The "zoro" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` luye^.n kie^'m the^' la` xong
Kie^'m anh sa('c be'n ho+n em nghi~
Se~ vo+'t tra(m em, tra? ha^.n lo'ng!"

7. The "samurai" reaction (not recommended)
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` ___ __ tha? tro^i xong
__ anh tro^i no^~i theo gio`ng nu+o+'c
Em ddu+'ng nhi`n theo co' tie^'c kho^ng"

8. The "forceless" reaction :-))))
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng
Anh ve^' ca.o tro.c the^' la` xong
Trao em mo+' to'c la`m da^y to'c
DDe^? to^'i ho^m nay rie^'t co^? cho^`ng :-))))

9. The "poetry" reaction :-)))
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ddau anh kho^? suo^'t nga`n ddo^ng
Cha('c anh pha?i la`m tho+ ti`nh a'i
DDe^? cho ddau kho^? kho?i cha^'t cho^`ng :-)))

10. The "do^'i lo'ng" reaction:
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Lo`ng the^` kho^ng nho+' ke? sang so^ng
Nhu+ng ro^'i nhu+~ng lo^'i trong tim nho?
Va^~n ti`m nga? nga'ch dde^? ngo'ng tro^ng

11. The "Swinging" reaction:
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em -da~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` la^'y vo+. cho no' xong
La^u la^u anh "ge'" tha(m em nhe'
Ta la.i vui ve? nhu+ thu?a na`o

12. The "Free at last, thank God, free at last!" reaction:
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` dda?i tie^.c mu+`ng thoa't tha^n
Tu+` nay ta tha ho^` bay nha?y
Ba co^, na(m co^ cu+' ma.i dzo^!

13. Ba Ta`u Style :))
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng li. dda~ co' cho^`ng
Ngo^. ve^` ngo^. ba'n no^'t Ho^`ng Ko^ng
Mang tie^`n ngo^. ddo^? va`o cho+. Lo+'n
Lo+`i vo^'n dda^`u tu+...Ngo^. ma't lo`ng :))

14. Ky~ su+ dda`o mo? style? :))
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng
Anh ve^` la^'y vo+. the^' la` xong
Vo+. anh kho^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m
Nhu+ng dde.p ho+n em o+?....tu'i tie^`n.

15. The "offensive or ironic" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Thi` anh ra bui. be~ ca`nh bo^ng
Va.ch ca'nh hoa tu+o+i la`m lu+u nie^.m
Go+?i ta(.ng cho^`ng em la' vo+'i ca`nh !!!"

16. The "happy or optimistic" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` thay ne^.m la^n~ cha(n bo^ng
Su+?a la.i song thu+a re`m buo^ng lo~ng
Mo+? tie^.c dde^m dde^m tuye^?n ngu+.a ho^`ng'" :-)))

17. The "indifferent" reaction.
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` thay ne^.m la^~n cha(n bo^ng
Phu?i sa.ch hu+o+ng xu+a vu`i ky? nie^.m
Cha(?ng va^'n cha(?ng vu+o+ng cha(?ng na(.ng lo`ng"

18. The "bankruptcy" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Ddu+o+`ng xa, Vegas anh cu+' dzo^ng
Visa, Master Card va`o canh ba.c
Vo+~ no+. ddo`i anh ha^.n bo'ng ho^`ng"

19. The "Vincent Van Gogh" way ..:-)
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Ddi ve^` tu+. thie^'n the^' la` xong
Moi' ruo.^t mo'c gan trao em he^t'
Dde^? nga`y Vu-Quy na^'u cha'o lo`ng" :-)))

20. The "New Information Age way" reaction
"Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` tu+o+?ng tu+o+.ng dda.i la` kho^ng
Email cu+' vie^'t, phone cu+' go.i
Cu+' the^' ma` theo cha(?ng nga.i ngu`ng"

21. Hue Style:-))
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng O no+. co' cho^`ng...
Tui ve^' nu'i Ngu+. nha?y xuo^.ng so^ng..
So^ng sa^u nu+o+'c la.nh tui la.i kho+'p
Tu+. tu+? ma^'n ra(ng cu~ng cha(?ng xong :-))

22. Ba('c Ky` style
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`'ng em dda~ la^'y cho^`ng
Anh ve^` chu+?i ddo^?ng giu+~a dda'm ddo^ng
Me. bo^' tie^n su+ nguye^n gio`ng ho.
Ngu+.a chu+'ng! Sao ma`y da'm bo? o^ng :))

23. Nam Ky` style
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng
Me`n o+i! Em che^ tui nha` no^ng
Ruo^.ng nu+o+ng ,no^~i no'ng tui ddo^'t he^'t
Kho^ng ga.o cho em ddo'i re't lo`ng :-))

24. The hungry style
Ne^'u bie^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^`ng
Anh ve^` a(n to^ cha'o the^' la` xong
Cha'o tuy kho^ng sa'nh ba(`ng em ddo'
Nhu+ng a^'m lo`ng anh ddo+? la.nh lo`ng :))